Letters from Uzbekistan: Sex Tourism

A brief note from Minister of Tourism, Arslan Levantinov

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Dear Rick,

Please convey (convey is okay? conveyor belt we have here) to you readers that this Saipov in no way represents the values and desires of Uzbekistan peoples. Look how short he is. In our country that is dwarf height.

thank you,

Arslan

P.R. It has come to our noticeable attention that this dirty little Saipov (what we call ‘creep’ in Uzbeki–like a girl would say “Get lost, you saipov!”) had a paintball gun. This is not sport allowed in Uzbekistan. Please send by conveyor to your peoples.

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